March 2009
1 post
September 2008
1 post
YTMND - Breakup Letter, Dramatic reading →
ideas:
An old favorite
hahaha
July 2008
1 post
One issue McCain has problems with
Reporter: Health insurance companies cover Viagra but not birth control. Do you have an opinion on this issue?
[Monstrously long, eight-second pause]
McCain: I don't know enough about it to give you a[n] informed answer.
June 2008
8 posts
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it
– - Mark Twain
confessionizer:
I don’t try as hard as I should in almost everything I do.
confessionizer:
i hate how everyone says the word love is overused, someone tell me - what better word to overuse than the word love?
Richard Cory
Whenever Richard Cory went down town, We people on the pavement looked at him: He was a gentleman from sole to crown, Clean favored, and imperially slim.
And he was always quietly arrayed, And he was always human when he talked; But still he fluttered pulses when he said, “Good-morning,” and he glittered when he walked.
And he was rich, richer than a king— And admirably...
I will be the Democratic nominee for the President of the United States of...
– Barack Obama, 3 June 2008, 10:15 PM. (via squashed)
May 2008
7 posts
Isolated tribe spotted in Brazil →
The Miracle Fruit →
Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions.
– Frank Lloyd Wright
Any man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.
– — Marcus Tullius Cicero
April 2008
2 posts
March 2008
4 posts
There is a time in every man’s education when he arrives at the conviction...
– Ralph Waldo Emerson
February 2008
5 posts
FeistyStevens-The Zombies Are Inside Out →
mash-up of Sufjans Stevens “They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbours!! They Have Come Back From the Dead! Ahhhh!”, and Feist’s “Inside Out”… listen to it, it sounds greeatt
The problem that we face in America is not the lack of good ideas; it’s that...
– Barack Obama (via squashed)
WAR
January 2008
9 posts
my sister is a genius
Amy: “ok so yesterday i fell asleep and i suddenly woke up and thought i forgot to say good bye to you so i quickly turned on aim and had this conversation” affableA86 (2:20:30 AM): hey affableA86 (2:20:30 AM): hey affableA86 (2:20:38 AM): sorry affableA86 (2:20:38 AM): sorry affableA86 (2:20:40 AM): i feel alseep affableA86 (2:20:40 AM): i feel alseep affableA86 (2:20:41 AM): ahahah...
Sister: i gotta go
Me: bi
Sister: bi?
Me: sorry i couldn't reach the 'ye'
Me: i was typing w/ my foot
Sister: ...what?
Sister: have you been typing all of this w/ your foot
Sister: ?
Me: hahah yes
Sister: hahaha ok??
Me: i am multi talented
Sister: hahahaha apparently
BBC NEWS | Technology | Apple announces ultra-thin... →
wow! i want/need one!!
December 2007
19 posts
lawlz →
Time Really flies when you are trying to avoid starting your history homework
eBay: Drive Someone Insane with Postcards →
— livejamie — mareen. “You are bidding on a rare chance to traumatize a treasured friend or relative with baffling, mind-numbing, mystery correspondence from abroad.” — alextremist
Camera Clean-out
here are some pictures I took that I thought came out pretty well